Oshobaba: Hello Wizzy, it's me Oshobaba. E ye ye ye, cheeee!
Wizzy: Maximum respect sir
Oshobaba: What is this drama I'm hearing about you and your baby mama?
Wizzy: Baba don't mind that Shola girl, she is just trying to be a bad energy. Why she has refused to get the message and stay far away is still not clear to me. Attention no be by force na, abi Baba?
Oshobaba: Ehnnnn, you should know how to handle all these girls na. We too have all these small small runs, but we know how we cover our tracks. Just play smart boy!
Wizzy: Ok baba, it's not as if...
Cuts in
Oshobaba: Wo, that's by the way, I hope you are seeing what your mate is doing in Osun
Wizzy: David? Hahaha. That's my brother there, so proud of him. No going back, Umbrella is covering Osun straight up. No lele. In fact, from Osun...
Oshobaba: Will you shut that mouth there? First, you call him your brother like we all don't know the rivalry between the two of you. Then, you went on running that your mouth on one tear tear umbrella winning Osun, are you forgetting that the state currently belongs to the party which I'm the national chairman?
Wizzy: Really? I didn't know o. You know me I don't follow politics news like that. Me I'm always about International collaborations and endorsement deals. I thought you are the National Chairman of Labour?
Oshobaba: Ahhh! See this boy o. Labour since how many years? That was when I was still trying to win the hearts of people in order to fulfil my political ambition. Now, I'm the national chairman of the biggest party in Africa, after ruling as the governor of Edo state for 8years. Who knows, I may take over as the President of Nigeria after Bubu finishes his second term in office. Then, I would now be able to say I have conquered it all.
Wizzy: Ohhhh, no lele baba. God gat you. But where do I really come in in all of these?
Oshobaba: Come and do concert in Osun for broom party
Wizzy: Ahh, when will that be cos I'm currently focusing on my next album o
Oshobaba: Why are you making the album? Is it not to make money? Come and get free and fast money for just some concerts you are talking about album.
Wizzy: Ah, yaaga. You should have told meeee.
Oshobaba: And I'm sure it's a huge opportunity for you to prove some points to your fans on who is superior between you and David
Wizzy: Baba no competition o, I'm handling this as strictly business. No competition between me and....
Oshobaba: Wee you keep kwayet!! Sha come to my office tomorrow
Wizzy: Alright baba, I will send Gbenga if I can't make it. Cheee
Oshobaba: That's alright. By the way, know that your costume through out all the concerts will be made of broom. Thank God you have a good relationship with Nike, pulling that off shouldn't be a challenge.
Wizzy: 😲
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