"INEC was partial. Something like this had happened in Kogi earlier this year and the election was not declared inconclusive. Why should they now say this one is inconclusive? What is there to conclude? Mtcheeeew." Secondus murmured to party delegates seated in his beautifully designed sitting room. As it is his habit whenever he is under pressure due to his role as party chairman, he paced back and forth with his two hands folded behind him. "Later they will say they are fighting corruption..." he was cut short by the entrance of Omisore.
Secondus: Omisore!!!
Omisore: Yes former leader? (He said it looking at Secondus from the top left corner of his right eye)
Secondus got the message, Omisore may be angry with the way things went during the primary election, leading to his exit to join SDP party, but that look speaks the language of a man who is willing to talk/negotiate. So Secondus swiftly changed his shock look to a welcoming one. He knows they need to act fast to get Omisore on their side before APC wins him over. He was already making arrangements to meet with him later today but lo and behold, he is here himself. He waved his hand and all the delegates who had come for 'refilling' all found their way out of his sitting room.
Secondus: You are most welcome. We are one you know, it's just that you know somebody just had to win the primary election. In fact, I was personally shocked to see you didn't winsome unscrupulous elements that want to ruin our relationship. But God...
Omisore: Don't bother yourself going through the long route. I too have been in this game for quite some time and I know how things go. Even if all the people in that local government vote for me, I still can't win. So, you need me to join forces with you right?
Secondus: Ehhnnn, in fact we need you to come back to the party. Apart from Osun, you have a key role to also play in 2019 general elections.
Omisore: Hahaha, come back to the party ke? When did I even leave that you are already expecting me to come back? Let me still be carrying the SDP name like Saraki did with APC before making it official few months ago. The most important thing now is for you people to "do normal".
Secondus: Ahhhhh, don't worry yourself. You will receive alert before the end of today to cover for all your campaign expenses and more. And you can be sure of getting a ministerial appointment when we win the presidential election in 2019. What do you say?
Omisore: Ehhnnn, these offers are not too bad. We have a deal
Secondus didn't know when he jumped on Omisore like a young boy welcoming his long-lost mother. It feels like a huge burden had just been lifted off his shoulders. Now he can say authoritatively that Osun is theirs. He brought out a new bottle of Hennessy and they both sipped from the tips of their cups as they continue their conversation.
Omisore: But we can't let the public know that yet. We have to go about it wisely. Those talk talk people already saw me coming in so I'm sure they are outside waiting for the outcome of our discussion.
Secondus: What will you now tell them?
Omisore: (Smiles) Leave that to meπ
Disclaimer: All these characters and events are entirely fictional and are not in anyway related to anyone, dead or alive. Refer to blog name for further clarification.
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Strategy for September 27
Seeing the way things are going in Osun, Broom party needed to do something to avert failure come September 27th. Oshobaba has an idea so he picks his phone and calls...
Oshobaba: Hello Wizzy, it's me Oshobaba. E ye ye ye, cheeee!
Wizzy: Maximum respect sir
Oshobaba: What is this drama I'm hearing about you and your baby mama?
Wizzy: Baba don't mind that Shola girl, she is just trying to be a bad energy. Why she has refused to get the message and stay far away is still not clear to me. Attention no be by force na, abi Baba?
Oshobaba: Ehnnnn, you should know how to handle all these girls na. We too have all these small small runs, but we know how we cover our tracks. Just play smart boy!
Wizzy: Ok baba, it's not as if...
Cuts in
Oshobaba: Wo, that's by the way, I hope you are seeing what your mate is doing in Osun
Wizzy: David? Hahaha. That's my brother there, so proud of him. No going back, Umbrella is covering Osun straight up. No lele. In fact, from Osun...
Oshobaba: Will you shut that mouth there? First, you call him your brother like we all don't know the rivalry between the two of you. Then, you went on running that your mouth on one tear tear umbrella winning Osun, are you forgetting that the state currently belongs to the party which I'm the national chairman?
Wizzy: Really? I didn't know o. You know me I don't follow politics news like that. Me I'm always about International collaborations and endorsement deals. I thought you are the National Chairman of Labour?
Oshobaba: Ahhh! See this boy o. Labour since how many years? That was when I was still trying to win the hearts of people in order to fulfil my political ambition. Now, I'm the national chairman of the biggest party in Africa, after ruling as the governor of Edo state for 8years. Who knows, I may take over as the President of Nigeria after Bubu finishes his second term in office. Then, I would now be able to say I have conquered it all.
Wizzy: Ohhhh, no lele baba. God gat you. But where do I really come in in all of these?
Oshobaba: Come and do concert in Osun for broom party
Wizzy: Ahh, when will that be cos I'm currently focusing on my next album o
Oshobaba: Why are you making the album? Is it not to make money? Come and get free and fast money for just some concerts you are talking about album.
Wizzy: Ah, yaaga. You should have told meeee.
Oshobaba: And I'm sure it's a huge opportunity for you to prove some points to your fans on who is superior between you and David
Wizzy: Baba no competition o, I'm handling this as strictly business. No competition between me and....
Oshobaba: Wee you keep kwayet!! Sha come to my office tomorrow
Wizzy: Alright baba, I will send Gbenga if I can't make it. Cheee
Oshobaba: That's alright. By the way, know that your costume through out all the concerts will be made of broom. Thank God you have a good relationship with Nike, pulling that off shouldn't be a challenge.
Wizzy: π²
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